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2020 The Confidante

Jesters were often the ones who heard the most secret truths of the king.  Friends and advisors are one thing.  But the word “confidante” inspires a sense of powerfulness, cloaked in darkness, and a mysterious air.  Step into the inner circle and say hello to The Confidante.

100% Cabernet Sauvignon, Aged in 25% new French Oak and 75% neutral French Oak for 36 months. .

Sourced from:

- Quintessence Vineyard, Red Mountain

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2021 Pun

In our family, puns are truly serious fun. The challenge, if you're up for it, is to have an entire conversation in puns. The first one to run out of clever puns loses! Our Pun is a Columbia Valley red blend - 45% Cab Sauv., 33% Malbec, and 22% Merlot

Aged for 18 months in 78% neutral French oak and 22% new French oak.

Sourced from 

  • - Sugarloaf Vineyard, Yakima Valley
  • - J&S Vineyard, Walla Walla Valley
  • - Quintessence Vineyard, Red Mountain
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2021 The Clever Fool

Jesters were known as the Fools and had to be clever to keep their heads. But remember, "fool" is also a verb - to "trick". A facade of foolishness can be a clever ploy. Is there a clever trick at work here? This 100% Cab Franc presents itself directly to you, not in the background of a supporting role. (Then again, check out the initials of Clever Fool and Cabernet Franc. A clever ploy.)

 

 Aged in 62% neutral French Oak and 38% new French oak for 18 months.

Sourced from:

-Elephant Mountain Vineyard, Yakima Valley

-Eritage Vineyard, Walla Walla Valley

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2021 The Cynic

You might think “cynic” sounds negative and distrustful, but the original Greek philosophy calls for a rejection of false values and a life lived in harmony with nature. A love of humanity was believed to call for truth and some degree of impudence, rejecting social norms. Sounds like someone we know!

95% Syrah, 5% Viognier, aged in neutral French Oak for 18 months.

Sourced from:

-Les Collines Vineyard, Block 50,  Walla Walla Valley

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2021 The Madman

By pretending to be a bit, well, mad, a jester could tell truth to power with even greater impunity. Perhaps we all need to go a little mad sometimes. The Madman is a Columbia Valley red blend - 50% Syrah/34% Cabernet Franc/16% Cabernet Sauvignon.

Aged 100% neutral French oak for 22 months.

Sourced from:

  • -Elephant Mountain, Yakima Valley
  • -Eritage, Walla Walla Valley
  • -Heart of the Hill, Red Mountain
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2021 TMP Boldfaced Lie

Miscreant Affirmation #03: "Bold" is our second favorite 4 letter word.

89% Cab Sauv, 11% Merlot

Aged for 18 months in 33% neutral French oak and 67% new French Oak.

Sourced from:

  • - Sugarloaf Vineyard, Yakima Valley
  • - Kiona Vineyard, Red Mountain 
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2022 Repartee

Repartée is a subtle and sophisticated form of wit involving quick, snappy comebacks. Why name our Gamay Noir, a subtle and sophisticated wine, Repartée?

  • -We love all forms of wit and wine.
  • -It’s French.
  • -It rhymes with Gamay.

 

We firmly believe “it’s better to be a witty fool than a foolish wit.”        

Sourced from Carousel Vineyard, Yakima Valley

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2022 Retort

We love words and language. As TruthTellers to kings, jesters relied on clever witty words and phrases to speak their truths. Here's our latest favorite: A "retort" is a quick and wittily incisive answer to a remark. So, when folks remark "Petit Verdot is really just a blending wine," we say "this is our Retort!" 

 

Aged in 71% neutral French Oak and 29% new French oak for 18 months.

Sourced from:

  • -Elephant Mountain Vineyard, Yakima Valley
  • -Frazier Vineyard, Walla Walla Valley
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2022 The Imp

Imps are creatures of mythology and folklore. They love mischief and pranks and are known for their entertaining practical jokes. Some imps are magically bound to objects, most famously to bottles! When released from the object, they often take bodily form and start their free-spirited mischief. Sounds just right for this lovely light and fun-loving wine! What do you say? Shall we release this Imp and see what happens next?      

100% Pinot Noir, Aged for 19 months in 33% neutral French oak and 67% new French oak

Sourced from Breezy Slope Vineyard, Walla Walla Valley

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2022 TMP GobSMack'd

Miscreant Affirmation: #32 Aim to amaze. Leave 'em gobsmack'd. 

39% Syrah, 27% Grenache, 34% Mourvedre

Aged for 19 months in 73% neutral French oak and 27% new French oak

Sourced from 

  • - Sugarloaf Vineyard, Yakima Valley
  • - Les Collines Vineyard, Walla Walla Valley
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