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  • Wine Club Members spend retail value of $100-$299 and pay only $15 in shipping. Non-club $25 flat rate shipping.

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2022 TMP Plot Twist

Miscreant Affirmation #05: Be Unexpected

Rosé of Pinot Noir

-Sourced from Breezy Slope Vineyard, Walla Walla Valley

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2022 TMP Scamp

Miscreant Affirmation #18: Release your inner scamp.

100%  Pinot Gris

-Sourced from Oasis Vineyard, Yakima Valley

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2021 TMP Pun Intended

Miscreant Affirmation #25: Always intend your puns!

81% Malbec, 19% Cabernet Sauvignon.

Aged for 18 months in 100% neutral French oak.

Sourced from:

  • - J&S Vineyard, Walla Walla Valley
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2021 TMP Gobsmack'd

Miscreant Affirmation: #32 Aim to amaze. Leave 'em gobsmack'd. 

56% Syrah, 27% Grenache, 17% Mourvedre

Aged for 18 months in  60% neutral French oak and 40% new French oak

Sourced from 

  • - Sugarloaf Vineyard, Yakima Valley
  • - Les Collines Vineyard, Walla Walla Valley
  • - Elephant Mountain Vineyard, Yakima Valley
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2020 TMP Boldfaced Lie

Miscreant Affirmation #03: "Bold" is our second favorite 4 letter word.

60% Cab Sauv, 40% Merlot

Aged for 18 months in 40% neutral French oak and 60% new French Oak.

Sourced from:

  • - J&S Vineyard, Walla Walla Valley
  • - French Creek Vineyard, Yakima Valley
  • - Seven Hills Vineyard, Walla Walla Valley
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2022 Quip

A “quip” is one of the three principle forms of “wit,” which is considered the intelligent form of humor.  Specifically, a quip is a smart, sarcastic turn of phrase or jest.  Always smart and always a little sassy. Describes this rosé perfectly.  Come on, get your sass on!

100% Direct Press Mourvedre fermented 100% in Stainless Steel Tank

Sourced from:

  • -Sugarloaf Vineyard, Yakima Valley
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2022 Frolic

Light-hearted, but purposeful. A little Frolic is good for the soul. Our best family gathering memories are of those unplanned, but wonderfully silly, joyful moments. Our Frolic is a lovely summer sip as well as a meaningful balance to winter's holiday meals. Choose your own purpose.

100% Viognier fermented in 70% stainless steel tank and 30% Neutral French Oak.

Sourced from:

  • -Sugarloaf Vineyard, Yakima Valley
  • -Carousel Vineyard, Yakima Valley
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2022 Dry Humor

Unlike “over the top” and obvious slapstick humor, dry humor is a form that is considered unexpected – it sneaks up on you and surprises you with the contradiction between what is said and how it is said.  A perfect name for this Riesling!  Expect Rieslings to be sweet? Dry Humor offers provocative fruit flavors on the palate but is also quite dry.  See what we did there?  Surprise!

100% Riesling fermented in 100% stainless steel tank.

Sourced from Stone Ridge Vineyard, Royal Slope

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2021 Repartee

Repartee is a subtle and sophisticated form of wit involving quick, snappy comebacks. Why name our Gamay Noir, a subtle and sophisticated wine, Repartee?

  • -We love all forms of wit and wine.
  • -It’s French.
  • -It rhymes with Gamay.

 

We firmly believe “it’s better to be a witty fool than a foolish wit.”        

Sourced from Carousel Vineyard, Yakima Valley

        

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2020 Satire

Satire is the essence of truth through humor. True satire must be witty, while simultaneously offering a critique of social issues. Sometimes we're more willing to think when we start out laughing first. We bet you can think of modern jesters who encourage you to think. Our Satire is a thought-provoking Yakima Valley red blend -  70% Merlot/16% Cabernet Franc/14% Cabernet Sauvignon.

Aged in 28% new French oak and 72% neutral French oak for 18 months.

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