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2021 Quip

A “quip” is one of the three principle forms of “wit,” which is considered the intelligent form of humor.  Specifically, a quip is a smart, sarcastic turn of phrase or jest.  Always smart and always a little sassy. Describes this rosé perfectly.  Come on, get your sass on!

100% Direct Press Mourvedre fermented 100% in Stainless Steel Tank

Sourced from:

  • -Sugarloaf Vineyard, Yakima Valley
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2021 TMP Taunt

Miscreant Affirmation #16: Pink is an attitude.

Rosé of Cabernet Sauvignon, Syrah, and Cabernet Franc

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2021 TMP Hedonista

Miscreant Affirmation #11: Indulge a little. Live a lot. Drink great wine.

100%  Albariño

-Sourced from Rock Bottom Vineyard

Pleaste note, due to limited availability, purchases are limited to 6 bottles.

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2019 TMP White Lie

Miscreant Affirmation #8: Only lie about lying!

47% Marsanne, 43% Roussanne, 10% Viognier

Fermented in 90% stainless steel tank and 10% neutral French oak.

Sourced from:

  • - Sugarloaf Vineyard, Yakima Valley
  • - Boushey Vineyard, Yakima Valley
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2021 Frolic

Light-hearted, but purposeful. A little Frolic is good for the soul. Our best family gathering memories are of those unplanned, but wonderfully silly, joyful moments. Our Frolic is a lovely summer sip as well as a meaningful balance to winter's holiday meals. Choose your own purpose.

100% Viognier fermented in stainless steel tank.

Sourced from:

  • -Sugarloaf Vineyard, Yakima Valley
  • -Les Collines Vineyard, Walla Walla
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2018 Satire

Satire is the essence of truth through humor. True satire must be witty, while simultaneously offering a critique of social issues. Sometimes we're more willing to think when we start out laughing first. We bet you can think of modern jesters who encourage you to think. Our Satire is a thought-provoking Yakima Valley red blend -  69% Merlot/21% Cabernet Franc/5% Cabernet Sauvignon/5% Petit Verdot.

Aged in 34% new French oak and 66% neutral French oak for 28 months.

Sourced from:

  • -French Creek Vineyard, Columbia Valley
  • -Elephant Mountain, Yakima Valley
  • -Scooteney Flats, Red Montain 
  • -Quintessence, Red Mountain
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2020 TMP Pun Intended

Miscreant Affirmation #25: Always intend your puns!

89% Malbec, 11% Cabernet Sauvignon.

Aged for 18 months in 100% neutral French oak.

Sourced from:

  • - J&S Vineyard
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2019 TMP Boldfaced Lie

Miscreant Affirmation #03: "Bold" is our second favorite 4 letter word.

56% Cab Sauv, 44% Merlot

Aged for 28 months in 63% neutral French oak and 37% new French Oak.

Sourced from:

  • - Quintessence Vineyard, Red Mountain
  • - Stillwater Creek Vineyard, Royal Slope
  • - French Creek Vineyard, Yakima Valley
  • - Kiona Vineyard, Red Mountain 
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2020 TMP Gobsmack'd

Miscreant Affirmation: #32 

Aim to amaze.

Leave 'em gobsmack'd. 

46% Syrah, 27% Grenache, 27% Mourvedre

Aged for 18 months in  64% neutral French oak and 36% new French oak

Sourced from 

  • 54% Sugarloaf Vineyard
    - 46% Double River Vineyard
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2020 Pun

In our family, puns are truly serious fun. The challenge, if you're up for it, is to have an entire conversation in puns. The first one to run out of clever puns loses! Our Pun is a Red Mountain red blend - 57% Cab Sauv., 29% Malbec, and 14% Merlot

Aged for 18 months in 72% neutral French oak and 28% new French oak.

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